Out of all the pizza parlors in the great city of Hoboken, New Jersey, I chose this one. Reason why? A sign in the window said “Two slices and a drink = $5”. Great deal right? I go inside. The lack of options was not surprising. I ordered a buffalo chicken slice and a broccoli chicken slice. The buffalo chicken slice came out of the oven looking like school pizza. The crust was too doughy. The sauce was bland. The broccoli chicken was a little bit better but not by much. The crust was also too doughy for my liken.
Here’s the best part. When I go to pay it comes out to $9. Where the fuck did that come from? All I had was a water bottle to drink. Next time specify “plain slices” in the flyer.
Rating: 1.5/5 (Buffalo Chicken), 2/5 (Broccoli Chicken)